How To Roast A Rabbit

Total Time: 1 hr Preparation Time: 1 hr

Ingredients

• Servings: 4
• 1 rabbit
• 2 eggs
• 2 tablespoons melted butter
• american cheese, sliced
• 1/2 cup cookie crumbs
• flour
• chopped nuts
• meat, sauce

Recipe

• 1 begin by catching the rabbit. (you knew that was coming, didn't you?).
• 2 dress if not already dressed (the rabbit).
• 3 if you're not dressed either, do so.
• 4 dig little petunia out of the flour bin.
• 5 heat oven and warm up the roasting pan.
• 6 cut up the rabbit.
• 7 go change the baby's diaper.
• 8 answer the phone.
• 9 sift the flour and roll the rabbit pieces in it.
• 10 wash flour out of petunia's hair.
• 11 grease the roasting pan and pick all the toys up off the kitchen floor.
• 12 go look for tommy. he was on the front porch the last time you saw him.
• 13 call joe henderson about those seeds.
• 14 return to kitchen.
• 15 mop flour off floor where petunia put rabbit.
• 16 clean off rabbit.
• 17 mop flour off petunia.
• 18 turn off the oven--it's too hot now.
• 19 the butter has congealed. melt it again.
• 20 let tommy in the back door with the fresh eggs.
• 21 use the broken one in the recipe.
• 22 answer phone.
• 23 change baby's diaper.
• 24 take tommy's broken egg and beat it.
• 25 beat it back to the kitchen.
• 26 beat the other egg.
• 27 sit down and collect your wits--no, collect the children.
• 28 beat the two eggs together.
• 29 take the kids and beat it!
• 30 take the rabbit and beat it to the creek.
• 31 cut up rabbit for bait and go fishing.
• 32 fish may be fried the same way.